#java 24

[javadevtech]

Java Runtime Efficiency: Ahead-of-Time (AOT) Compilation with Project Leyden OpenJdk

Estimated reading time: 5 minutes Introduction: The Cold Start Problem in Modern Java Java has long been celebrated for its runtime performance thanks to Just-In-Time (JIT) compilation. However, in the era of containerization, serverless functions, and microservices, slow startup and warm-up times have become significant drawbacks. In response, the Java community is increasingly adopting…

[cruxiu]

Java 24 Delivers New Experimental and Many Final Features

https://www.infoq.com/news/2025/03/java24-released/

Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://www.infoq.com/news/2025/03/java24-released/

[leaf4e]

i finished it!! :D

Salmon spawned in non-river biomes, like oceans, use my retexture of salmon (seen in all but one image above) to be accurate to real life. Salmon spawned in river biomes use the vanilla texture that looks like a spawning salmon - which go through rivers to spawn.

[ziggyplayedguitar96]

I have an AP comp sci test tomorrow and I’m kinda nervous

[crowemoji]

All the names I've seen the Mouthwashing fandom say in place of 1. Jimbo

2. Jackassery

3. Juggalo

4. Jimboa

5. Judge Judy

6. Jumbalaya

7. J-diddy

8. Jockstrap

9. Jimothy

10. Jommy

11. Jomosexual

12. Juxtaposition

13. Jlumbgorp

14. Jabooty

15. Jesticular Jorsion

16. Jorshenager

17. Jerusalem

18. Jort

19. Juju on the beat

20. Jigsaw

21. Jamba Juice

22. Jisgusting

23. Jisappointment

24. Jesupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

25. Jimbabwe

26. Jumbo Josh

27. Mr. J

28. Jimboree

29. P Jiddy

30. Jumbotron

31. Jenny

32. Jackolantern

33. Jaundice

34. Jabortion

35. Jonkler

36. Jimmy Neutron

37. Jquery

38. Jingleballs

39. Jurassic Park

40. Jerma

41. Jumanji

42. Jenga

43. Jesticular Cancer

44. Jpeg

45. Jump Rope

46. Timmy Turner

47. Jeometry

48. Japan

49. Jabberwocky

50. Jorkle Jort

51. Jy Jemichal Joemance

52. Jonkeypox

53. Jungle Book

54. Jamaica

55. Jamabathy

56. Jlaystation 5

57. Juggalo

58. Jattack Jellicopter

59. Johnny Johnny Yes Papa

60. Java

61. Jembarassment

62. Juisance

63. Jasshole

64. Jestroyer

65. Japist

66. Jiece of shit

67. Jistake

68. Jatan

69. Jucifer

70. Jucker

71. Jail cell

72. Jastard

73. Jondom

74. Jirth Control

75. Jimposter

76. Jantipathy

77. Jarrest

78. Jcum on the Earth, Scum of the Jearth

79. Jaceplant

80. Jimberly

81. Jumalala

82. Gymbro

83. Jamboree

84. Jizzy

85. Gymnasium

86. Germ

87. Jambalopeticus

88. Jimbob

89. Johnson&Johnson

90. Jelly and peanut butter sandwich

91. Jimmersault

92. Jingle bells

93. Germy

94. Jury duty

95. Diddy Jiddy

96. Jebediah

97. Jalopy

98. Jaobajobblyjumburg

99. Jill pickle

100. Jumbo Jet

101. Jiljo

102. Jimbob

103. Jonah

104. James

105. Jimminy

106. Jerry

107. Jonathan

108. Jeremiah

109. Jamboree

110. Jinny

111. JimJam

112. Jumabaloo

113. Jetpack Joyride

114. Jips

115. Jhe fucking worst

116. Jojo

117. Joe Mama

118. Jocky

119. Jello

120. January

121. Jimborino

121. Jimbimples

122. Jimatron

123. Jorbachev

124. Jubilant

125. Jester-pester-lester

126. Juicy

127. Jalapeño

128. Jingus

129. Jomber

130. Jambo

131. Jibby

132. Jabber

133. Jimbo Dimbo

134. Jizz

135. Judas

136. Johnathan

137. Jetlag

138. Jsauce

139. Jumpin Jacks

140. Yimpy

141. Jingo

142. Jeremiah

143. Jugalug

144. Jeclaration of Jimdependance

145. Jimbroth

146. Jouthwashing

147. Juggleton

148. Jimsticles

149. MariJIMuana

150. Jabortion

151. Jermpop

152. Jim Jardashian

153. Jimroach

154. Jimmillion

155. Jiminy Jaminy

156. Jumbo shrimp

157. Slim Jim

158. Joshua

159. Ymmij

160. J-man

161. Jimbitch

162. Gymnastics

163. Jimsonweed

164. Jorse

165. Jorsejucker

166. Jrony

167. Japarty

168. Jschlatt

169. Jail sentence

170. Jell electrophoresis

171. Jirachi

172. Jimnecomastia

173. Jamalama

174. Jojo Siwa

175. Jeezer

176. Jingle jorts

177. Jenitals

178. Juberculosis

179. Jimertot

180. Jugly

181. Jenis

182. Jigglypuff

I'll also add my own but I'll just shove them in this list.

Also I figured recently that the Fandom wiki has a list too but I will surpass it.

Thanks to the notes for more stuff for the list.

[redrose10]

🌹 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥

To-Do List♥️

Yoongi

Series

𝓒𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷 & 𝓥𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪 (Completed)

Summary: You were selected to marry the wayward CEO/Billionaire/Heir, Min Yoongi. You went into it with an open mind and heart determined to try and make it work. Yoongi on the other hand had no intention of ever letting you in let alone allowing himself to fall in love with you. Slowly you start to associate the smell of cinnamon and vanilla with the feelings of hurt and sorrow.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5

Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10

Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14

Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 The Proposal

Alternate Ending 1 (very angsty) Alternate Ending 2

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓷 (Ongoing) (On hold)

Summary: You have never experienced true love which is hilarious considering you write romance novels for a living. When you end up staying at The Interlude Inn located in Holly Falls you start to wonder if maybe the answer to your newest love story is sitting behind the welcome desk. Quickly, you find out that Min Yoongi hides a lot of pain and sorrow behind his shy smiles and quick glances.

Part 1 Part 2

Raspberry Romances (Completed)

Summary: There’s no one on this planet you hate more than your coworker/secret crush Min Yoongi. He’s an arrogant, rude, womanizer who gets under your skin every single shift and you can’t wait for your day to be over so you can get away from him. Unfortunately when Jimin, your caseworker from The Ministry of Adoration, shows up offering you both a raspberry jam filled cookie, things take a surprising turn for the worst and you can no longer get away.

Chapter 1- Coffee and Cookies

Chapter 2- Whiskey and Wedding Cake

Chapter 3- Tea and Tteok-bokki

Chapter 4- Sparkling Cider & Strawberry Pie

Chapter 5- Tacos and Tangerine Juice

Cold Brewed Love (Completed)

Summary: When you begged the owner of Jin’s Java House to hire more employees you didn’t mean for him to stick you with the cold, rude, arrogant CEO Min Yoongi. Over time something begins to brew between you both and you end up forced to make decisions way above the pay grade of a cafe barista.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Cherries (Completed)

Summary: He hated them yet they became a symbol of your love for each other. Until one day they just might be what tears you apart.

Part 1 Part 1.5 Part 2

Who Rescued Who? (Completed)

Summary: With only a few dollars left to your name you weren’t sure how you were going to survive. Thankfully, Suga’s Cat Cafe came to the rescue offering you a job when you needed it most. Not only did it pay decently it also came with perks like unlimited free coffee and a cute, but grumpy cafe owner named Yoongi. At first you believed it was him that saved you at your worst, but as time went on you started to wonder…who rescued who?

Part 1 Part 2

One-Shots

He Knows

Promise

The Beanie Blues

Oblivious

I’d love too

24 Hours

Cuddle Noodle

These Cheeks are Yours Forever and Ever Babe

I Bet You Say That To All Your Girls

Cravings of Love

Pretty Eyes

Wish Upon A Star

Honey Hotteok

Birthday Cake From Hell

Drabble Game

Jin- 1

Yoongi- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Hobi- 1 2

Namjoon- 1 2

Jimin- 1

Picture Game

Everything Will Be Okay Nervously in Love (NSFW)

Pumpkin Spice Lattes Three Little Words

Even Zombies Need Love

Tulip Trees

A Growing Family

The Devil is Beautiful

Min F.cking Yoongi

Secrecy

Hair Tutorials

Kangaroo Vows

Maybe In the Next Life Part 2

Prompt Game

Bonnie and Clyde

Fire & Ice

Beauty and the Frog

Lemonade (Jungkook)

Do You Want Some Ramen?(Jungkook)

I Will Always Love You

The Silent Game (Taehyung NSFW)

The Cookie Jar (Namjoon)

Sprinkles

Valentines Prompt Game

Quiet Baby

Six Annoying Cupids

The Boy Next Door

Be My Valentine

Confetti Cake Crush

Namjoon

Rock-A-Bye-Baby

118 Slides

[citrineclan]

FREAK FOR FREE! FREAK FOR FREE! DO YOU WANT A FREAK?

I've made a Sagospot shimeji!

A shimeji is a Java program you can download to have a little dude walk around your screen. If you've always wanted Sagospot to have mental breakdowns on your screen right in front of you 24/7, this is your chance!

Download shimeji program here:

Tutorial for shimeji here:

Sagospot's image files here:

KEEP IN MIND:

Only works on Windows

You need to download the most recent version of Java to use

Feel free to share any screenshots you take of him (if any!) and @ me! Or dm me. Or ignore this post. Which is cool, too. I guess.

[rakkwal]

Play.CivMC.net

Version: Java 1.20.1

CivMC is a geopolitical Minecraft server focused on civilization-building. Players form nations and establish governments, wars occur, and treaties are signed. You can play with friends, punish your ideological enemies, or raid and attack indiscriminately. All interactions and laws are player enforced, with the help of plugins that have defined the genre since it's inception as CivCraft. You can view the player run wiki here, the player run map (with rail lines, nation borders, ect) here, and the player run newsletter here. The wiki also contains a New Player Guide! Every new player gets one free teleport within 24 hours of joining, make it count! Basic information under the cut.

The primary plugins used on CivMC to make it unique are NameLayer, Citadel, and Exile Pearl. FactoryMod also deserves a mention here.

Exile Pearl is arguably the most interesting mechanic, which allows you to kill another player with an Ender Pearl on your hotbar. This will imprison said player in the Nether, and also imposes restrictions on their gameplay. Pearls degrade however, and player "Essence" is required to keep them fueled. Essence is granted on a daily basis to players after being online for 30 minutes. Requiring a somewhat active nation to keep others imprisoned. Pearled players are kept in vaults, disgustingly large and complex obsidian structures meant to have maximum security.

NameLayer acts as the base structure for many other plugins on the server. It allows players to make groups, with different ranks in said group having more, or fewer, permissions within a group. Such as who can buy from your shops, open doors and chests, or who can chat in said group. This last one is important, as the default chat range is only 1000 blocks. However there is a public global chat, just type "/global" after joining to participate, and "/local" to revert back.

Citadel is a reinforcement plugin that will make your chests harder for nefarious actors to break into, your buildings more resilient to attacks, and allows you more peace of mind during your off hours. Individual blocks, chests, doors, etc can be locked with reinforcement materials. Each material requires a set number of breaks before the block will drop. Stone is 50, iron ingots are 300, and diamonds are 2000. Virtually every build in the game is reinforced with stone, more expensive materials are reserved for more important things, like chests. NameLayer hooks into Citadel to allow granular access control for almost everything!

FactoryMod allows you to create small structures known as factories, made from a furnace, crafting table, and a chest. Factories allow for more complex recipes and items not found in vanilla minecraft. More efficient recipes than in vanilla minecraft (32 gold ore to 48 ingots, 64 cobble to 96 stone!). And cheaply available decorative blocks to make your builds nice.

There are plenty of other mechanics I haven't touched upon, like brewing alcohol for unique potion effects, how crops grow (or don't!) in certain biomes, the distribution of ores, or how you can see who broke into your home and stole all your crafting tables. See the wiki for more information on game mechanics! There are plenty of nations on the server, which I would recommend joining before trying to make your own. One of my personal favourites is the nation of Pavia, locted at (800, -3000)

Pavia is an elective meritocracy, comprising of a Prime Minister and his Cabinet, elected by the Nobility of Pavia. Pavia's territory is divided into distinct classes outlined by the foundational law of the country, the Magna Pavia. These classes administrate their own territories with varying states of autonomy and all add their own story to Pavia's ever-growing lore & history! Pavia is famous for its incredible and sprawling architecture as well as its economy, home to the largest Bank on CivMC and one of the server's most extensive shopping districts. There is a tutorial open to anyone to learn every guide and plugin which is located in the Pavia townhall, if you wish to use the server tutorial head to (+800 , -3065) inside the building on the ground floor. If you are new to CivMC, it is recommended you start off by settling in the Bedford Commons, a city just outside the capital's walls. The coordinates are (+1000, -2800).

[gallavich-fic-club]

🧾2023 Favorite Fics! 🧾

Hey Fic Fans!

As 2023 comes to a close, we at the Gallavich Fic Club wanted to take a minute to thank everyone that has supported us, joined us, and helped us out in our journey to put together a place where all Gallavich fans can come together to discuss our favorite fics, new and old. After mulling it over like a fine wine, we decided that to celebrate the year that our amazingly fun little group was founded, we wanted to put together a list of our favorite fics from this year. Each of us have selected 6 of our favorite fics that were either published or updated in 2023.  And so - the Fic Club Admin Team brings you 24 fics to read in 2024! Julia

One-Shots

How to Bag a Baddie - by @whatthebodygraspsnot

you make my dreams come true - by @sam-loves-seb

Completed Multi-Chaps

773 Green - by @notherenewjersey

Going Off-Script - by @mzshko

WIPS

Roleplaying - by @callivich

hearts and lattes - by @darlingian

Kat

One-Shots

Playing it cool - by @captainjowl

Lava Java - by @stocious

Completed Multi-Chaps

Dead Meet - by @energievie and @look-i-love-u

The Bruises on You (They're on Me Too) - we are unsure if this author is on tumblr? If so please let us know!

WIPS

Electric Blue - by @goodkwuestion

Tender Hearts and Other Maladies - by @whatwouldmickeydo

Mandi

One-Shots

whole foods fruits - by @depressedstressedlemonzest

quiet - by @babygirlmickey

Completed Multi-Chaps

the Menagerie - by @crossmydna

Magnificent Mile - by @juliakayyy

WIPS

the ink is a witness to this - by @palepinkgoat

the fugitive - by @dodgerbear84

Nosho

One-Shots

caught in the act - by @gallawitchxx

Outnumbered - by @deathclassic

Completed Multi-Chaps

Your Question Has Been Received - by @heymacy

31 Ways We Never Meet - by @callivich

WIPS

Africa - by @ian-galagher

Reckoner - by @thisdivorce

Happy New Year everyone!

[akaicodes]

Welcome!! <3

I'm a 24 year old cs student, living in Europe - I've been coding for a veryyy short amount of time so I'm still very much a beginner, but also super excited to learn it!

Currently I use C# for programming, but I'm also interested in learning how to code in Java and Python & C++ later on<3

[lebuc]

bridge

* “Thus far and no more…” at least not as currently constituted;

perhaps we may not be allowed, perhaps we were never meant to breach that which is beyond our current reach;

for we see from here to there, dimly through eyes uniquely owned; and our envisioning is but a hypothesis to the totality of the conclusory reality understood at experiment’s end. *

As hypothecated, raw materials always drive and fuel a process to conclusion, just as anothers’ eyes may just glean a more precious light in a spectrum far beyond our visible one;

in spanning a bridge too far for the likes of us - they say, we must by necessity fall short. * As a poet once said, “the wall-eyed wally of the airwaves…” and so we are - makers of and staring at  the bricks in the wall we built to perdition;

we’re secretaries of the interior of the singularity of sensations we commonly share; both bound to and bounded by present conventions and their attendant wisdom; constrained by the very apparatus which allows us to append our vision in the first place, and to project that which we cannot attain at present. *

But as another great thinker once said, “the map is not the territory…” and so it is not;

projections, however intentioned do not constitute, nor do they create causality beyond their inherent dimensional span;

and though amusing and oft’ enchanting (in a hypothetical ‘thought-experiment’ kind of way) they serve no great, tangible purpose outside of the classroom, so to speak - though they be taught and lectured upon ad nauseum in successive semesters, ad infinitum. *

Our ascension and attainment just may occasion a symbiotic relationship with matter or beings presently beyond our perceptual and physical horizons, thereby bridging the material-temporal gap our present embodiment cannot alone achieve. * Thus far and no more…” as presently postulated - is both a bracing java-jolt to the jugular of our grandiosity,  and a daunting double-dare  to the determination of our species, if the infancy of our relative history is to be any guide;

a dare which certain of you readers will examine, embrace, absorb, exhaust, let expire in anguish at its unattainment, encrust, entomb uneasily… * only to later exhume, unfold & interpret, inform & exhort to future generations, to be extrapolated to the nth of the nth of the nth degree of that which can possibly be cast seeking to span and conquer the bridge - some said was too far…

’cause that’s how we roll. * 7/14 - 8/24 - lebuc - bridge

[gunsatthaphan]

agree on everything you said to anon except one point, that o's best option is to leave gmmtv. honestly i don't think that would change anything. whether he is in gmmtv, joins another agency or goes independent, the crazy "fans" are the same. so the chances of him getting another partner are low if they fear they'll be as abused as l was by the on delulus. staying or leaving, as you said, he loses anyway, but at least in gmmtv he has his friends to support him. i'm so mad for him, this people really potentially damaged his bl career beyond repair for a ship that's been over for years now.

personally i think his best option is to take 1-2 years out of main lead roles, take a step back into side characters - token single friend if you will - and hopefully the "fans" will dispers or loss hope with time. so he's still working, but not in a ship and what that entails. he's also gotten into racing, i think, so side roles would give him more free time for that. and considering how long he's been in the bl world, and what he's had to go through the last years, boy deserves a break.

with l and the future projects, i hear that at least mu te lav he'll keep, since he's been in the workshops for weeks (which o didn't attend) and the director(?) has confirmed it. so my guess is o will be recast and l will have a new ship (rumors are it might be barcode). with only friends... it's an unknown. while it's sad that o loses both projects (i wish he could keep of, he fit the vibe so well) it's looking impossible as it would require a new partner for him and we have established how improbable that is. so either the whole couple gets recast, or l and his new partner do it.

hey there!

obviously the crazy fans would stay but at least it wouldn't interfere negatively with other productions and ships and their fandoms within the company anymore. Things like this require recastings and various internal reorganizations which are annoying and time consuming and a hassle for everyone involved (even if production hasn't started yet), which is why I think it's best if at least Ohm would not be associated with gmmtv anymore. Because like I said, he will lose either way. And leaving the company doesn't mean he will be cut off from his friends lol plus the support he is potentially getting inside the company doesn't matter anyway if the higher-ups only care about profits and not the well-being of their artists and are being so easily influenced by fans.

He already has a few projects outside of gmmtv so this definitely won't hurt him. At the moment I don't think Leng is leaving, he's still kind of a newbie and I hope they will give him the chance to evolve in further projects. He deserves it. Ohm said yesterday on Twitter that he will continue to be an actor and treat racing as a hobby so if that means that he will stay with gmmtv or not remains to be seen but I think him laying low in side roles for the time being sounds like a reasonable idea.

You sent this before they announced AouBoom and SurfJava as their replacements in Only Friends and Mu-Te-Luv respectively which I assume you saw by now. I guess those 2 pairs are good choices although I'm sad to see Leng leave Only Friends as I was very excited to see him as Raffy. but I trust AB to do the roles justice. They've been kind of a salvage couple for a while now anyway lol. They will ace it for sure. SurfJava are a new ship but I loved Java in Summer Night so I'm sure they will do good too. Remains to be seen. It's been a wild 24 hours 🫡 lol

xxx

[infwctednyacifier]

⋆｡ ₊˚ ˚. (KINDA) SIDESYSTEM, ORIGINAL = (KINDA) SIDESYSTEM BY POI

Poi wanted to make a sidesystem BAH pack so here's this, in a different format. It's not actually a sidesystem and more a group of separate headmates who live together because they wanna.

System names – The Liminal Collective „ The Backroomic Mansion

Coll. emojis – 🫀🩻.txt „ 🪽🏰.txt „ 🏥👁️.txt

Evangeline ✮ thousands of years old ✮ mothergender „ defendgender „ lovegender „ oceangender „ seadeity „ cosmicgender ✮ she/sea/ocean/marine/serene/cosmic/star/shine/☄️/🌌/🌗/🌙/🌟/🛰️/🌊/🐚/🪸/🐠/🐙/🏖️ ✮ androsexual & polyamorous ✮ mother figure „ drowser „ consumanaut „ soother „ mental & physical caretaker „ director „ school & work helper ✮ 🫀🌊.txt „ 🍽️⭐.txt „ ⚕️🛡️.txt ✮ her partners „ cooking & eating „ being a mother figure to friends and family „ the ocean & space (+ marine biology & astrology/astrophysics) „ just generally having fun ✮ Evangeline is a cosmic and ocean goddess and makes forming headmates and entire siasystems easier.

Olivia ✮ 15 ✮ cisgirl ✮ she/her ✮ heterosexual & monogamous ✮ sister figure „ consumanaut „ platonic & romantic relationship manager „ verbal & social & physical protector ✮ 📱✨.txt „ 🐶🍱.txt „ 🎵📻.txt ✮ her boyfriend „ her friends & family „ YouTube TikTok compilations „ eating „ her suburban house in headspace

Tiffany ✮ 21 ✮ cisgirl „ lacefem „ dollcoric „ bimbopupgender ✮ she/love/bow/lace/💌/🏩/💝/🔞/🍓/🍑/🎀/🎉/🎊/🛍️/💄/👠/💍/👛/🪭/👒 ✮ androsexual & monogamous ✮ older sister figure „ consumanaut ✮ 👠💄.txt „ 🐾🛍️.txt „ 🎀🍑.txt ✮ her husband „ eating „ being spoiled„ Sanrio „ fashion ✮ pudgy girl w a tummy & proud

Fukumi ✮ 13 ✮ cisgirl „ neurogender „ digitangel „ angeldigital „ corruptegodic ✮ she/ram/01/java/📱/⌨️/🖥️/💻/💾/💽/🛜/🖱️/📳/📟/👁️ ✮ androsexual „ boy obsessed & monogamous ✮ (if applicable) obsessive love holder „ executive dysfunction holder „ intrusive thoughts holder ✮ 👁️🖥️.txt „ 🫀🛜.txt „ 📳💥.txt ✮ her boyfriend „ anime & manga „ Minecraft & Sims 4 & Japanese + Backrooms horror games „ being spoiled „ anime figures ✮ basically has no personality other than her boyfriend „ femcel

Akiko ✮ 24 ✮ cisgirl „ backroomic „ liminalgender „ plushgender „ digialita „ lovelita ✮ she/lace/bow/frill/fluff/snuggle/hug/🎀/🛍️/💝/🍱/🧸 ✮ androsexual & monogamous ✮ consumanaut ✮ 🛍️🧸.txt „ 💾🏬.txt „ 🖤🩷.txt ✮ her boyfriend „ fashion „ being spoiled „ food „ her house in headspace ✮ leaning femcel but not exactly

Haruto ✮ 12 ✮ cisboy „ cosmicgender „ femboy „ boything „ pupboygender „ prettyboygender „ plushgender „ liminalgender „ backroomic ✮ he/xe/it/☄️/🌃/🌌/🌙/🌚/🌝/🌟/🌠/🛰️/🛸/🚀/👾 ✮ androsexual „ achillean & polyamorous ✮ little brother figure ✮ 🛸🐾.txt „ 🎀☄️.txt „ 🌃🧸.txt ✮ his partners „ eating „ liminal spaces & The Backrooms „ being spoiled „ Sanrio

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

AFTG characters as real life things my friends and I have said Part 2

Part 1

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Kevin: Yeah the ADHD and burnout have fucked me over this year

Neil: C’est la vie, that’s what caffeine is for

Neil: Nicotine if that stops working

Kevin: I am not taking up smoking, I tried once and it was nasty

Neil: Gum, patches, etc

Neil: Still addictive which is bad but idc about 90% of what happens in my life

Kevin: And I take it our progress in finding a therapist is 0%

Neil: When was I looking for a therapist?

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Nicky: I think the funniest “for the plot” thing I could do is seduce someone into buying me the build-a-bear sylveon for Valentine’s Day

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Kevin: *writing an academic paper* not to be obviously mentally unwell but what if they execute me for doing a citation wrong or forgetting one

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Neil: believe it or not when I was researching my sexual identity I was not like hey google what slur can people accurately call me

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Aaron: I’m gonna die young and over-caffeinated

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Neil: I’m trying to think of cold dark things we can do in the summer and it’s very hard

Andrew: faking our deaths in one of the rivers

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Kevin: what if I knocked myself out with sleeping pills – are we feeling 3am conversations or 20 hours of sleep in a 24 hour period?

Aaron: please neither

Kevin: unfortunately those are the options bestie

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Renee: what up apparently Oreos are satanic

Nicky: Renee

Nicky: Renee you can’t just say that and not give me an explanation

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Allison: I got called basic in high school for liking java chip frappes and felt sad and now I will salt the earth on which any man’s throne of inadequacy stands

[mothmiso]

Tengger Caldera at Bromo Tengger Semeru National Park. East Java, Indonesia. May '24. (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) by Kandukuru Nagarjun

Via Flickr:

(6) Lord Ganesha at Bromo     

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Monday, 11-11-24, 8am Pacific

G'mornin', folks...a groggy Mr. Baggins with you. I don't know about y'all, but I need at least two hours of coffee sipping and cogitation before I'm ready to face the world, so we're gonna start our mornings off with Morning Coffee Music: selections to entertain and energize. One of ths best radio DJs I ever listened to back in Austin, was John Aelli, on KUT in the mornings for literally decades. It's in his "anything goes" free-form spirit I start this first edition of Coffee Music.

In 1964, I was a five year old kid boppin' to this on the big old Zenith booming in the corner. Here's trumpeter Al Hirt and his 1964 hit, called appropriately enough, "Java".

Here's a little bit of Beatlefluff from 1966 guaranteed to have you humming along. From Revolver, here's Paul's "Good Day Sunshine".

Here's one of the two hits by the band "Vanity Fair"; from 1970 it's "Early In The Morning".

Rossini wrote six String Sonatas at the age of twelve. Here's our old friend Neville Marriner and the ASMF to play numbers 1 and 6, on an Argo recording. A friend once said that the first sonata could have easily been the soundtrack to a Leave It To Beaver episode, saying it sounds like "Breakfast with The Cleavers".

Glenn Gould's Bach is essential to any good morning! Here is his 1960 recording of Bach's "Italian Concerto", a more charmingly refreshing twelve minutes you won't find anywhere.

Moving from the modern piano to the harpsichord now, this is music by Franz Joseph Haydn, his Concerto in D Major. I've chosen the recording by the person responsible for the harpsichord's rebirth as a viable instrument in the early 20th Century, Wanda Landowska. This was recorded in 1937, Mme. Landowska is accompanied by conductor Eugène Bigot, with an unnamed orchestra.

Moving from Papa Haydn to his young protege, Ludwig Beethoven, we hear a very early work of Beethoven's, written when he was sixteen. It is counted among the works he wrote before his official Opus 1 was published, the "Works Without Opus" Number 37, Trio for bassoon, flute, and piano. This delightful little piece is performed by pianist Daniel Barnboim, flutist Michel Debost and bassoonist André Sennedat, from a 1980 recording on DG. It was this very recording that served as my introduction to the piece. I've had a copy of the original album since it was issued. Enjoy.

Next are some pieces played by oboist John Dee and The Tantallon Ensemble, from their album entitled "Under a Near Sky", which is, sadly not on YouTube in its entirety, so here are a couple of selections. First is Gabriel Pierne's "Piece an sol"

This is Franz Krommer's Quartet in C major

And this morning's final selection, one of my absolute favorite pieces of all time, and this version of it specifically. Here is Igor Stravinsky conducting his big bad 1945 revision of his brilliant "Firebird Suite". Recorded in 1946 on a Columbia Masterworks recording. Enjoy, and I will be back with you later this afternoon.

Until then, be kind, babies, be kind.

Baggins out.